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PostSubject: Words that women use.   Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:31 pm

I thought some of you guys might get a kick out of this.

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given !
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.


4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5. Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are ! an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)


6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman n can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.


8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!


9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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PostSubject: Re: Words that women use.   Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:09 pm

HAHAHA! I've seen that before. (I know where you've been. lol)
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PostSubject: Re: Words that women use.   Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:15 am

LOL Nice!!!! Laughing
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