Pranks

i was in Q&A and reading the thread about cuts and Xelleron mentioned pranks soooooo why not make a thread about pranks?

what are your stories? everyone has done it or at LEAST thought about it, so dont get pious lol
there should be some good stories from this so feel free to spill it... i'd love to learn some new tricks. ever since my husband and i have been together we have had this on going war with who can get the best of who, and the theme is always cold water or ice cubes.... like a pitcher of water and ice cubes thrown over the side of the shower(his) or putting ice cubes down his shirt and then hugging them to him(mine) he always tucks his shirt in so its a riot watching him try to get them out.

IM one heck of a prankster but I cant reveal all of my secrets.

In college on of my favorite and most effective was to unscrew the shower heads. Take a lifesave and insert it and screw back on. When they were done showering and start to dry off the towel starts sticking to them as they are STICKY ALL OVER!!!!!

TACO Sauce prank

Take HOT pack of Taco bell sauce
fold in half
insert needle and poke hole
lift toilet seat lid
put package on toilet bowl
gently set toilet seat back down on package

wait and laugh!!!!!!

Also taco package inside roomates door jamb.
Stand in door way and annoy the heck out of him until he slams door
LAUGH when he opens door with sauce all over him

should I go on

LOL, I like to put a rubber band around the sink sprayer and point it accordingly, then wait for the wife to go use the faucet..LOL

I have more but they are more mean than funny...LOL

Eric thats a favorite at the firehall!!

lmao!! i want to try all of those lol especially the rubber band around the sink sprayer OMG he would kill me if i did the but it would be sooooo worth it

LMAO!!
I like to get'em while their sleepin!

On my nephews b-day, about 1-2 years ago, my brother had burned the new version of Texas Chain Saw Masacre off the comp and he let my nephew invite some of his friends over to stay the night. Well of course they stayed up late watching the movie. Keep in mind they where all about 8-9 yrs old and brother lives out in the boonys on 12 acres.
OMG! i'm laughing already!
Anyways, they all were scared of course and where sleeping with the lights on in the room. So me, my brother, his girfriend, and my cousin decided to scrae the crap out of them. So me, my cousin, and his girlfriend went up stairs, turned out all the lights, and woke up the boys. We where acting really scrared like someone was in the house and we where hiding from them. Ricky, my nephews best friend, starts freakin out saying he wants to call his mom .... LMAO!
So after we sit there for a minute or two we tell them we are gonna try to get to the car so we can all leave. We sneak out of the room, and down the stairs, when we get to the door we open real slow and start walking out. As we are creeping down the drive waay my bro breaks a stick and shuffles his feet in the grass. Ebony, my cousin, screems and starts running just as my bro come around the house with a chainsaw pulling the string to get it started with his hockey mask on! LMFAO!!!!
I have never seen so much terror on somebodies face. They hauled a$$ screaming a falling as they are trying to run. I was laughing so hard i couldn't even pretend anymore! We all where ... accept the boys! They where still screaming, but when they found out it was a joke they were PI$$ED!
I'd have to say that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

lol! that was just mean! those poor kids lol
my brother and cousin tried to do that with me but it backfired.
we had just moved to a new house out in the woods, virtually no neighbours, at least no one we had met just yet. our parents had to run to town to get some stuff and left us there as it was an "in and out" shopping trip. while our paents were gone my brother and cousin told me some scary story about a maniac named one armed willy or pete or something. i was only five or six at the time and they were both five years older than me. i cant even remember the gist of the story anymore, but i was kinda freaked, big empty house in the middle of the woods... so when our parents came back from the store they had decided to just go back to my aunt's house to spend the right and come back and finish unpacking in the morning. the two boys said they wanted to camp out in the new house, but not me. i didnt want to stay so i left with the grown ups.... when we came back early the next morning those two boys were wired for sound, every light was on in the house, every door locked, windows shut tight (there was no AC in this place either and it was summer) their eyes were red and bloodshot from no sleep, and it wasnt from staying up all night goofing off. nooooo they scared themselves with their stupid story! we still talk about that to this day. they knew i was smart enough to not stay there with them. i have a feeling if i had they wouldnt have been nearly as scared as long as they had little ole me to pick on. and i knew it too. no way was i going to let them get away with it

Oldfort wrote:

Eric thats a favorite at the firehall!!

LMAO, It's still a favorite around here but you would think after 10-15 times people would look for it but I guess it's something you don't think about...

3P Kennels wrote:

LMAO!!
I like to get'em while their sleepin!

On my nephews b-day, about 1-2 years ago, my brother had burned the new version of Texas Chain Saw Masacre off the comp and he let my nephew invite some of his friends over to stay the night. Well of course they stayed up late watching the movie. Keep in mind they where all about 8-9 yrs old and brother lives out in the boonys on 12 acres.
OMG! i'm laughing already!
Anyways, they all were scared of course and where sleeping with the lights on in the room. So me, my brother, his girfriend, and my cousin decided to scrae the crap out of them. So me, my cousin, and his girlfriend went up stairs, turned out all the lights, and woke up the boys. We where acting really scrared like someone was in the house and we where hiding from them. Ricky, my nephews best friend, starts freakin out saying he wants to call his mom .... LMAO!
So after we sit there for a minute or two we tell them we are gonna try to get to the car so we can all leave. We sneak out of the room, and down the stairs, when we get to the door we open real slow and start walking out. As we are creeping down the drive waay my bro breaks a stick and shuffles his feet in the grass. Ebony, my cousin, screems and starts running just as my bro come around the house with a chainsaw pulling the string to get it started with his hockey mask on! LMFAO!!!!
I have never seen so much terror on somebodies face. They hauled a$$ screaming a falling as they are trying to run. I was laughing so hard i couldn't even pretend anymore! We all where ... accept the boys! They where still screaming, but when they found out it was a joke they were PI$$ED!
I'd have to say that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

That was good..

This is a pretty good one. I actually had a buddy who work with me on a construction site. A good ole country boy who thought it would be funny to put my s-10 on lift at a job site where I couldn't get it. HA HA A friday no spare key to lift.
So I put his house up for sale in the Kansas City star. Pretty nice house on 5 arces in the country. Real worth of the home 130,000 dollars. I put in the ad "must leave the US today". Steal the home for 57,000 cash or cashiers check. He had investors and buyers for months after I ran the ad at his house. He changed his phone number because of it. It is still funny today to me but not him. No more pranks from him since.

Flour in roomates Umbrella!!!!

at the firehall we like to flour others beds. Then when we get a call in the middle of the night they are all white!!!

I have more......

show me real pits kennels wrote:

This is a pretty good one. I actually had a buddy who work with me on a construction site. A good ole country boy who thought it would be funny to put my s-10 on lift at a job site where I couldn't get it. HA HA A friday no spare key to lift.
So I put his house up for sale in the Kansas City star. Pretty nice house on 5 arces in the country. Real worth of the home 130,000 dollars. I put in the ad "must leave the US today". Steal the home for 57,000 cash or cashiers check. He had investors and buyers for months after I ran the ad at his house. He changed his phone number because of it. It is still funny today to me but not him. No more pranks from him since.

LMFAO....HAHAHAHA

Oldfort wrote:

Flour in roomates Umbrella!!!!

at the firehall we like to flour others beds. Then when we get a call in the middle of the night they are all white!!!

I have more......

LMAO, I'm gunna try the umbrella one...HAHA

Oldfort wrote:

Flour in roomates Umbrella!!!!

my husband's comment :Thats a good way to ruin a black suit...


he doesnt much like pranks unless he is the one pranking lol

I forget what the firework is called but If you take one of them fire crackers with the string that comes out of each end and staple one end to a door jam and the other end to the door then carefully close the door so that the cracker is on the inside and wait for someone to open the door it makes for a really good SCARE!!!!!LMAO...

i tried the rubber band sinker sprayer. i didnt get to see it happen (had to do an emergency diaper change, but it sure sounded funny
i did it on mother's day... after he came out of the kitchen all drippy he said "After ALL the things I DO FOR YOU.... THIS is how you repay ME!?"
hehehehe priceless, thanks!!

IM laughing just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont prank people, I just kick them!!!!! hahahahaha.................................................... Seriously!!!!