Pet Parent Abuse!

I tell ya...I have really started taking a beating from the dogs lately! They are killing me! 3 week Legend and Gemyni slammed into my leg making my leg pop backwards OUCH! 2 weeks ago I was bending down tieing my shoe I don't know what Legend thought and just about knocked my front teeth out. Last week I let Legend play w/ a new ball in the house(BIG MISTAKE he's ball crazy so he's not allowed usually) I reach down to help him get the ball out from behind the entertainment center and he body slammed my elbow into the wall! This afternoon laying on the couch minding my business out from nowhere Gemyni and Legend come barreling down stairs and as I sit up to tell them to chill out Gemyni head butts me right in the stomach. Then about an hour ago I'm playing with Gemyni. She likes to give hugs. She'll put her paws on your shoulders and leans her head on your neck. Well she gives me a hug and I pat her on the back and in the mist of saying aww...your such a sweetie Gem! She starts bucking and nose punches me d@mn near broke my nose! Oh and dont get me started on the bruises....If its not the doggie version of Bonnie and Clyde its Tasha. Got d@mmit dogs! lol

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You sound like me

Hemi has bloodied my nose 3 times with his big @ss brick head!
Now that Raven is here, they have this tag team thing that they do. They come haul'n @ss from out of the kitchen all the way into the livingroom, once they get there, they are going to fast to stop and i end up being the crash test dummy. BAM!!
Their whip like tails, nails scrathing me, body slams, head buts, and lets not talk about when they thro their toys around He's aready broke one window

Zues and Rock get to haulin a@@ thrugh the house an all 70LBS of Zues took my legs right out from underneath me several times. Then one day I got them wound up out side and when I had my back turned Zues came up and grabbed my hand on the fly by, he got in trouble for that!!!!!!!!

Mikado likes to slam into my body when we are outside. It hurts I yell at him all time not to knock me off my pins. My Chalice is alot more mannerly. Thank goodness. I do have bruises on my arms from Mikado grabbing me in the morning to go outside.

Awwwwww You guys....
Ya Harley has done that to me... His 23 inch head dont help.... He has jumped at me and drove my lebret piercing into my gums... That bled for awhile...The knee thing, Yep, he has done that... He has jumped up and clawed at my face..... Thats about it...... Abuse.... Why me??? Hahahahahaha...

LOL..Well I'm glad I'm not the only one!