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PostSubject: NEW DOG FOOD DIET ...lmao   NEW DOG FOOD DIET ...lmao Icon_minitimeTue Jan 30, 2007 11:03 pm

My sister sent me this in an email from one of her friend at work.....

Subject: NEW--Dog Food Diet


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, Lola, and
was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog......Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital? I said no.....I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to need to be carried out of the door.
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LMFAO!!!! you crazy lol lol!
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that crap is funny... Very Happy Very Happy
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OMG what I funny story LOL I love stuff like that.
I hope no one really tries it affraid
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Yeah my hubby got that email awhile back, we both laughed our A$$'s off!!
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It sounds like some smart @ss sh*t I would say. Thats why I founfd it so funny Razz
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LMFAO.......... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: NEW DOG FOOD DIET ...lmao   NEW DOG FOOD DIET ...lmao Icon_minitimeWed Jan 31, 2007 5:02 am

Haha That is funny.. I got that email too, my mom sent it to me... hehe... Ya i would say that too.... Twisted Evil
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